Do not talk loudly, especially on the tube.
Nobody wants to listen to you rave on and on about the 5 one pound bags of tortilla chips you purchased last week at Costco during their latest “5 for 4” deal, and then how proud you were of actually polishing off the final bag right before your trip to ensure you received the maximum value for your money.
Keep left
This of course does not apply to commuting hours, especially if you are trying to go against the current. During this period, rules are abandoned, chaos breaks out, and well, good luck.
As this can be confusing to many Americans, then, second best is to pick a side. Do not slowly saunter in the underground tube passageways directly in the middle preventing anyone from being able to pass you; this is especially important if you are horizontally challenged
Do not make a mad dash to the tube turnstyles only to suddenly stop right in front, block all others, and then spend the next five minutes digging through your purse, wallet, and pockets for your ticket.
There is a reason, the automatic announcer kindly reminds people to “Please have your tickets ready” again and again. This message is not directed at Londoners, please listen.
If you are feeling extremely adventurous and want to spot some true English people, do not come to West London. There are no English actually living here.
Best bet would be East London or south of the Thames, just remember your pepper spray.
This is not America. Do not expect good customer service.
If you are traveling alone and have nobody to talk to, get in a cab.
I have learned many a life story this way. Although considering the amount of money you spend on a cab ride, perhaps buying a round of drinks at the local pub may be the better as well as cheaper option.
If you are taking the tube to get to your hotel with a large suitcase, pack lightly.
Many tube stations lack lifts and nobody will offer to help you with your bags when faced with having to climb the stairs, heavy suitcase in tow. English men do not discriminate and as such, whether you are a helpless gorgeous females in stilettos or an 80 year old hunchback grandmas, they will merely push you aside. Consider yourself lucky if one even steps out of your way, an overly nice gesture on his part.
And lastly, if you forget everything I have discussed, please I ask that you at least just remember one word advice…and this is directed at the Americans.
Please, under no circumstance, should you ever wear white tennis shoes and a fanny pack when touring around London.. Don’t even think about it.
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Hey Riley!! I'm gonna be in London and will be staying for four days beginning July 10th...email me at jlhuckeby@hotmail.com so we can hook up!!
- levi
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