The Blue Bin
I had a trash bin at my cube in my office in New York. It
was blue. My cube mate had one as well; his was black. Both bins were placed
alongside our cubicle cabinets in the hallway.
Growing up in California, I am a conscious recycler. As
such, I only placed paper in my blue bin and threw my trash in the black bin
next to my cube mate’s desk. This went
on for almost 2 months until one day I got up to make a copy and walking by my
cube mate’s black bin, casually threw some pieces of trash into it.
Walking back, my cube mate, stared at me in horror “It was
you!!!!!” Utterly confused, I asked him
to explain why he was upset. Unbeknownst to me, for the past 2 months he had
been getting angrier and angrier because someone was using his trash bin. He had
been weighing suspects and was trying to concoct all types of schemes to catch
the inconsiderate culprit. Considering we had since become friends, he was
surprised that it had been me the whole time.
“But blue bins are for recycling. Mine is blue and yours is
black” – I said in a matter of fact tone as more and more colleagues who had
known about the trash mystery began to circle around.
To this everyone burst out laughing. “We don’t recycle here –
this isn’t California.” Lesson learned – but even now I still have trouble
throwing trash in a blue bin.
Disclaimer of liability
As with all American things, I would like to direct your attention to the following disclaimer of liability prior to your reading of this blog.
#1: Please be aware that I write these posts keeping in mind that others may read them, and therefore try (key word "try") to make them somewhat entertaining. Therefore, while it is all true, I tend to put a very sarcastic twist on most of it, as is my nature. So, please do not find any offense to the following posts. If you do, then maybe we shouldn't be friends.
#2: For those of you who know me well, I have the attention span of a three-year old child and a pinball machine for a mind. I apologize in advance if I jump from one thought and/or event to the next. Please bear with me.
#3: For those of you who don't know me well, I really am a nice person..or so some tell me. So I hope I do not come across a bit strong. But do you really want to read a blog with the following: Today I took an airplane to Costa Rica. The woman I sat next to on the plane was very nice. We had an interesting conversation. The rainforests we drove through to the place I was staying were very beautiful. I am teaching at a school in Costa Rica. The children I work with are really great. Get the point?
#4: Yes, I do work. But I don't think you want to hear about my typical day of waking up at 5:30am going to work, sitting in front of a laptop for 12 hours doing very boring things, going to the gym, and then going to bed..often in a lonely hotel room, now do you?
#5 My intention of these posts is not to brag about all the places I have been. Believe me, living a nomadic lifestyle is a bit exhausting and often times I am even envious of those friends who are a bit more settled with their homes, friends, families, significant other, etc. In the journey of life, there are many paths to follow, and it is a good thing we do not all take the same one. Always keep in mind, the grass is always greener on the other side.I am therefore not liable for any offense taken.I hope you enjoy
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